5 Types of Brides You Don’t Want To Be
Weddings are about creating a fairy tale world. The decorations, candles, and flowers are meant to take everyone away from day-to-day reality, and into the realm of happily ever after. On your wedding day, you are the princess in the story, and everyone wants to see you in that role from the first reel to the last. The look of love on your face and the gracious way you behaved with your guests are the memories they should take home with them, and relate to others when asked “How was the wedding?”
Now, here’s five things you can do that will bring the dream crashing down.
Angry bride. No matter what happens, never let them see you frown, or raise your voice to anyone. Hopes for your future happiness are out the window for any guest who sees a bride looking as if she’s about to butcher someone.
Bossy bride. You are in charge and have to oversee numerous details, and it’s very easy to get a little frantic when the pressure’s on, but remember, things will get done every bit as well if you ask nicely, and no one will feel pity for the groom.
Make a sailor blush bride. Admittedly, coarse language has made its way into our everyday conversation, but it has no place on your wedding day. No princess, real or fantasy, ever used bawdy language.
Beer bottle bride. Regardless of your normal way of enjoying a brew, on this day, use a glass. Even if there’s nothing better than a plastic cup available it beats seeing the bride take a swig from a bottle. Canned drinks are almost as illusion shattering.
Tipsy bride. Have you ever noticed the strange thing that happens to an otherwise perfect wedding gown when the bride has over indulged. It’s almost as if the dress is plastered too. It goes all lopsided, looks like it’s on the wrong person, and is trying to escape to find it’s rightful owner.
Keep your audience dazzled with your gracious behaviour and your guests will say “It was beautiful” instead of “You won’t believe this”.
